What does TISM stand for?

What does TISM stand for?
OK, seriously, now. You've all seen the TiSM Sequencing Machine and there are a few other things which coincidentially share the acronym TISM... what are they? The reason for this long put off topic was spurned by this guy. Even his url is creepy. Visit: http://www.tism.co.uk/

I found that a while ago...scary. From my tshirt: This is Shoddy Merchandise This is Sexy Mofo And about 20 others. If people haven't seen it, I can type it out...I guess...

Man, I just scoured a few old internet sites looking for an interview in which all of the band members bagged each other and each had a different meaning for TISM. It was quite funny. If anyone knows where to find it......?

This Is Skip Malaka

Oh, just in case you were wondering, I was more after actual things which happen to also have the same acronym, not things which could be made from the same acronym...

I was more after actual things which happen to also have the same acronym, not things which could be made from the same acronym... Just to spite you, Gohst. Ha! Here's that piece from Lady Chatterly's Louvre: TISM AND THE SECRET OF HOT DOGMA: THE BAND TELLS TISM have been playing and recording for well over 6 years now; Hot Dogma is merely the la-*test*-('") release in a career marked by much awaited and sporadic vinyl output. Unlike such rock talents as Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lynrd Skynrd and John Lennon, TISM have refused to be split apart. Their key motto is UNITY: indeed, the album is written with the three classical Aristotelian unities in mind - it must "look good; feel good; is good". We interveiwed each member of TISM individually, and put to them that their closeness as a band was their grea-*test*-('") strength. Here are their replies: Jon St. Peenis (Sax): Oh, shit yeah. Unity is real important. Tell you what though, if you had a gun with two bullets and were in a room with Saddam Hussein, Idi Amin and Ron Hitler-Barassi, who would you shoot? Hitler-Barassi. Twice. Great sax playing on Hot Dogma. The rest is crap though. Great to see the two Germanies re-united. We're very concerned with international politics. TISM doesn't stand for Timor-Indonesan Scandal Monstrosity for nothing, you know. Ron Hitler-Barassi (vocal): Oh shit year. Tell you what though, that Eugene Dela Hot Croix Bun is so fucking dumb he asked me what day the Sunday Age was published. Great vocals on Hot Dogma. The rest is crap though. Great to see "Wheel of Fortune" and "Family Feud" united. We're very interested in TV. TISM doesn't stand for Television Is Sorta Marvellous for nothing, you know. Eugene de la Hot Croix Bun (keyboard): Before I talk about unity, let me say Leek Van Vlalen is such a rapacious capitalist turd he thought Beethoven's Fur Elise was a real estate phrase for up market leasing deals. Great keyboards on Hot Dogma. Rest is crap though. Total Irrelevance of Success and Money isn't our name for nothing, you know. I want to keep art pure. Leek Van Vlalen (guitar): Unity is what is lacking between the right and left hemisphere of Jock Cheese's brain. The only man in the history of medicine to have an arsehole transplant. The arsehole rejected him. Cunt rips off Python jokes too. Great guitar on Hot Dogma. Rest is crap though. Ten Incomes Seem Miserly isn't our name for nothing, you know. I want to puree art. Jock Cheese (bass): Humphrey B. Flaubert is the Brian Jones of TISM, which is why I hope we make enough money so the prick can buy a swimming pool. Great bass on Hot Dogma. Rest is crap though. Tits! Incest! Sex! Mambo! isn't our name for nothing. I got VD, you know. My dentist told me. Humphrey B. Flaubert (drums; vocals): You know the old joke about the baby being so ugly that the doctor slaps the mother? Well, at Les Miserable's birth he was so ugly that the mother slapped the doctor. Great drums and vocals on Hot Dogma; rest is crap though. Tender Intimate Sensual Marriage isn't our name for nothing. I'm in love. Take my wife for instance. I can't go through with this joke, sorry. Les Miserables (vocals): Let me tell you the fucking truth about TISM. We're not united at all. That's just PR crap. We're the biggest whingeing talentless bunch of shitheads out. Perfect rock stars, in short. These other six guys are so fucking stupid God should've combined their total IQ's and only created one dribbling moron. Great vocals on Hot Dogma; rest is crap though. Taste Is Soon Mutilated isn't our middle name for nothing you know. Take our new album, for instance. No one else will.

HA!!!! This was the piece I was on about! Thanks, Gitblack. :tism:

GUESS WHAT? I found a fruit drink today...called...t-ism!

they could have sold that at gigs..

Awesome. http://www.t-ismorganic.com/blog/index.php

I always wonder - when people create a wbepage or anything really, do they really think "fuck I'm clever, I've made up the best name! What a clever dick!" like for one split second do they think...hmm, i'm pretty cluey, but the world is pretty big, I might just do a search of google and see if anyone else is as brilliant as me... fuck no they don't! ... argh FUCK! I just noticed I was already a member on this bloody forum, I even friggen wrote on this page! shit... it is a sunday...

Skip - yip that is them! I might buy one next time I am in town...see if they taste shit!

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