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zero_yards- 06-05-2007
The Paris is mightier than the sword?
There's reality on the television, And Hasselhoff in the email But things can't be all that bad 'Cos Paris Hilton went to jail Michael Jackson still eats up children, The Wallabies, they always fail But things can't be all that bad 'Cos Paris Hilton went to jail You might have Princess Mary hysteria, The naturopaths look at you, they go pale But things, they can't be all that bad When Paris Hilton goes to jail Alan Jones in Kings Cross Told the guy who was painting his nails "Mate, things, they can't be all that bad When Paris Hilton goes to jail" Don't you know I can take Reg Reagen, I can take six degrees of Kevin Bacon, I can take the Catholic Church's paedophilia, I can take Alan Bond's amnesia, I can take black emo hair, I can take an ice fiend on welfare, I can take the Work Choices industrial relation, I can take spam mail inundation, I can take weapons of mass destruction, I can take Today Tonight's powers of deduction, I can even take BHP, now that it's called Billiton, But one thing I cannot take is Paris Fucking Hilton Hmmmm... I think I tried too hard...

skip- 06-05-2007

Great stuff :)

tismism- 06-05-2007

Bravo!!!!!!

zero_yards- 06-06-2007

Thanks guys. :mrgreen:

ferdinand- 06-06-2007

The thought of Tism being repeated every 20 years and the lyric rewritten about contempory issues gives me a sudden chill....

Anonnymoose- 06-06-2007

It's not as if they didn't do anything like that. :evil:

GitBlack- 06-06-2007

I hope she has some sharp implement jammed into her cervix, Cleo-mag prat.

the_dude- 06-06-2007

Is inane celebrity bullshit covered like flies on shit by left wing media in Australia too??? P.S. - Paris Hilton in jail = BBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

tismism- 06-06-2007

Left Wing Media??? :? It's all over the commercial media, if that's any help

zero_yards- 06-07-2007

Exactly. You know, if someone told me that Anton Enis didn't know who Paris Hilton was, I'd belive them.

ferdinand- 06-07-2007

Is inane celebrity bullshit covered like flies on shit by left wing media in Australia too??? We all love a scapegoat.

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