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evaleucien- 03-23-2008

........but i do it because.......somehow i like the pain. guess who is now finally dragged screaming and kicking into the 21st century....i might be online at home but i dont ever want a mobile phoney. anyway jungle fowl is the j chicken word. a wild asian fowl domesticated by dudes to form the foundations of all the breeds available these days. charlie baby would have had a ball following the progression fof breeds from this wily light and gamey breed. to see a show quality light sussex beside a jungle fowl and know that the former was bred from the genetic pool of the latter, well it should, in theory, be enough proof that there is no god. once we get that idea sorted then all these buggers fighting in the names of different gods will have to find something else to fight over. can anyone help with a plan for a water powered car before that happens?....oh and then probably an endless supply of water machine.......we'll probably need one of them for everybody on the planet....hmmm.....the space to put them.......

HolyJoeSmith- 03-23-2008

Welcome back!

evaleucien- 03-24-2008

thanks holyjoe....its lovely to be back, twas getting a bit paranoid that the library wouldnt allow access to the forum......part of my reason i spat at spambots in the root forum....i could still access it and dudes were making up some un choice topics....so i had a little rave. ive learned to play a cd in the dvd drive today.....besides solving the problem of world war! getting a computer didnt come without its owm detraction. as my brother and sister in law were setting up the bigpond link one of their dogs seriously harrassed a kitten with its mouth. the kitten has recovered spectacularly....had some youhurt and lamb and doing good, now it wants to do some typingnjppppppppphhhhhhh'.,,,gggggggggggggggggggggggggggyn gyewaaaaaaaay.;67 ,00 000000000000000000000 okaythats enough

evaleucien- 04-01-2008

katie licked a kettle...no fuck thats been done before........................ khaki campbell...one of the most popular breeds of domestic duck. mainly kept for its egg laying ability. good in the garden....but careful of the fertilizer when walking about barefoot! its pale brown in colour and the male develops a green iridescent (spel?) feathery neck. excellent for too many snails.....so maybe the barefoot thing evens out....squealch!

evaleucien- 04-04-2008

the legbar is an hybrid of a gold and a silver gene carrying birds. in this case usually a white leghorn and a barnevelder, hence the name. this commercial bird was developed for its auto sexing ability....ie. able to distinguish males from females at birth by plumage. sad to say the males arent grown out (nuggets....yum!) and the girls go onto be egglayers. while there is alot to be said for hybid vigour, tis a miserable fate for some. nowdays theres a more popular red hybid, usually called lohmans or isa browns....good for eggs but we really do need to retain the old purebreeds to keep there gene pool some the commercial wankers have somewhere to go when they need a new cross. anyway its been a big day at the farm....5.30 am start and yet another one tommorrow........did you want milk with that?

evaleucien- 04-20-2008

muscovy. a south american breed of perching goose most always mistaken for a duck. they are usually white withe red caranuncles(i dont think thats the correct spelling) well res fleshy "combs" around the top edge of their bill. they are quite pronounced in the male. they dont quack and eat lots of grass. many eggs are gotten from well fed birds and they are particularly great broody mothers. besides white there is black and white, blue and white bronze and white, black, blue and tri coloured types.has been a long day, especially for a sunday.

evaleucien- 04-22-2008

another large fowl is the new hampshire. it has rusty red feathers and is one of the breeds used in the afore mentioned isa brown and lohman hybrids. the roosters have beetle green tail feathers. it is a heavy utility breed kept for eggs and meat. like all pure beeds best go to a show and have a look at the many types available.....some are more scarce than others, especially good specimens, and these are called, of course, rare breeds. a big hooray for a day off!

BruisesBruisesBruises- 04-22-2008

FUCK ME DEAD I'm so bored at work today that I have even read this thread.

evaleucien- 04-22-2008

is that meant to say more about my thread or your job??? didnt your mum tell you that only boring people get bored???? who knows when knowing the feather colour of a new hampshire might just save your life. then again it probably wont....but hey live and let live...or are you fucked dead already?

BruisesBruisesBruises- 04-22-2008

The only fowl I'm interested in comes with vegies and gravy....

evaleucien- 04-22-2008

up and atem early black,blue,purple! cant interest you in a job milking cows, certainly not boring....you never know what youre gonna get. hmmm......main reason for fowl here at my place is the clean meat and eggs thingy. same with the cows, pigs and sheep. ever tried guinea fowl? native to africa and quite yummy.....very noisy critters, good at keeping snakes away or at least a snake alarm......sort of like a squeaky axle.....ach ach ach ach but a bit squeakier.

evaleucien- 05-08-2008

old english game. where do i begin? both large fowl and bantam varieties available.....there would be at least twenty colours classified in the poultry standards. these are hard feathered birds....which means they keep their plumage tight to their body, instead of being fluffy. when cock fighting was made illegal way back years ago, breeders turned to showing to keep 'legitimate' birds. hard feather varieties, including the aussie pit game, are more closely related to the afore mentioned jungle fowl than soft feather fowl....barnevelder, leghorn etc.

Supermercado- 05-09-2008


KingBean- 05-09-2008

Ha.

evaleucien- 05-09-2008

what a ripper! was that on a food shop or is there really a chicken world? im still trying to work out what breed of rooster it is.

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